Contact Cursed Items
Send Yer Messages (or Yer Complaints About Curses)
Got questions about our cursed wares? Need advice on taming an unruly artifact? Or perhaps ye’ve got a tale to share about the monstrous mischief in yer neck o’ the woods? Whatever it may be, RollForSnacks is here to lend an ear (or two).
Just fill out the enchanted form below, and I’ll get back to ye quicker than a goblin spies gold! Well…unless I’m off chasin’ treasure. In that case, ye might have to wait a spell.
Other Ways to Reach Me
By Raven: If ye’ve got a messenger bird handy, send it my way. I’ve trained a few ravens to recognize cursed scrolls and snacks—just tie yer note to its leg and hope for the best.
By Magic Mirror: If ye know the proper spell, ye can summon me image in yer mirror for a quick chat. But beware, I can’t guarantee me face won’t crack the glass!
By Smoke Signal: Light a fire and use green herbs for smoke. A signal like that is bound to catch me attention, though the neighbors might think ye’ve summoned somethin’ worse than me.
Important Notes
Curses Gone Wrong: If yer item’s curse has caused undue mischief, don’t fret! I’ll sort it out with a replacement or some goblin-grade advice.
Snail Mail for the Patient: If ye prefer the mortal way, send yer parchment via traditional post. It’ll take longer, but I promise to read every letter—eventually.
For the Brave: If yer in the area and dare to visit me workshop, bring snacks. The good kind. Otherwise, ye’ll be dealin’ with a cranky goblin.
